Dartmouth Dominatrix: 2010 in review

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

The average container ship can carry about 4,500 containers. This blog was viewed about 14,000 times in 2010. If each view were a shipping container, your blog would have filled about 3 fully loaded ships.

In 2010, there were 19 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 28 posts. There were 25 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 7mb. That’s about 2 pictures per month.

The busiest day of the year was February 6th with 557 views. The most popular post that day was The Sun God: Behind the Mask.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were facebook.com, twitter.com, youtube.com, whitewhalecrossing.blogspot.com, and en.wordpress.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for dartmouth dominatrix, mistress dartmouth, dartmouthdominatrix, sun god dartmouth, and bored at baker.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

The Sun God: Behind the Mask February 2010
4 comments

2

Webcomic January 2010
17 comments

3

About October 2009

4

Contact November 2009

5

Press January 2010

Life After Dartmouth with Franny II

No. 2: Second Dates!

Webisode 18: Noisy Neighbors

Presenting: Life after Dartmouth with Franny!

No. 1: The Afterglow

Shit Gets Rly Rl: Excerpts from Mistress Dartmouth’s MTV Casting Tape

Webisode 17

The Real World has no idea what it’s in for… get yr clickers ready!

Webisode 16: Mistress Dartmouth Presents…

A History Lesson with Franny and Jordan: The Evolution of Dartmouth Tools

jordan osserman ’11 tells franny all about past and present tools of dartmouth. enjoy!! xo
ps sorry kids, the webcomics are on a temporary hiatus. anyone wanna give us a hand and take over? kisses.

Webisode 15

I Cloned My Pussy for Haiti My Birthday Love

The Clone-A-Pussy kit from theadulttoyshoppe.com sex toys!

guess who’s back
back again
shady’s back
tell a friend

Hayyy Noho, Let’s Dance!

We are soooo excited to be attending the 2010 CLPP Reproductive Conference at Hampshire College!

Taking lotsa notes for you bitches… keep yr eyes peeled for our next webisode–coming next Friday!

XO Franny + MD

PS: vaginas. very soon. see you at the Love March.

PPS: kinda franzied. love yas.

Tool Trading Cards!

It’s (almost) finals.

You’re just trying to get your study on, but you can’t. Why? There are tools everywhere.

What’s a girl (or boy) to do?

Here’s what: Kick back, drink that Red Bull or five, and check out our Webcomic Page for brand-new Tool Trading Cards!

Collect them all. Send us your worst tool stories and we’ll create a trading card comic just for you. A little treat to get your mind off that tool you’re sitting next to in Berry who won’t stop coughing into his coffee. And if you’re feeling ambitious, slip it into his HB. Nothing like a little anonymous lovin’ around exam time.

XO franny & MD

Dear (Long) Johns,

     I need a break. It’s not you—it’s me, I swear. I thought I could do a thesis and this and sleep all at the same time. I can’t.

Lesson: Don’t write a thesis. Srsly.

     Plus I have Strep, which has set me even further behind on said thesis.

Lesson: Don’t hook up with Smithies.

     As for Franny, her thesis has stolen her away entirely at this point, and she’ll be graduating this term to boot. But not to worry! We’ll be back next term with less frequent but probably even more badass videos—and we’ll keep the comic rolling for you ;]

     Many, (oh so!) many <3's to our metaphorical sweater-wearers. Here's a little extra for you peeps—we just came across this clip. It's the first time I ever plugged in the webcam…I think I'm testing angles or something? It's pretty funny—give it a peek!

Exes and Ohs,

Mistress Dartmouth

PS: Our make-yr-own-sundae party date is SO still on (as soon as the sun shows us sum luv).

PPS: